While there is a potential world war brewing, a shakeup in the Royal Family and other issues abound, Twitter will find a way to pull humor out of the thin air at all times. A video of two white women squaring up alongside a busy street got brutal when one of the fighters floored the other, with Twitter crowning her “White Tyson” for her boxing skills.
The video, posted by Twitter user @Theory901, highlights two young women sizing each other up in the street with cars passing by and a person recording the scuffle via what appears to be a smartphone. The woman wearing a green tanktop exhibited her skills from the onset, which @Theory901 noted in his caption for the tweet.
“I KNEW FROM THE FIRST JAB THIS B*TCH WAS WHITE TYSON,” the user wrote.
It’s clear that Green Tanktop was trained as a fighter as she kept her feet apart, stood in an orthodox stance, and stepped into her jabs while circling her opponent. The woman in black tried to rush her and got easily sidestepped and both women were talking shit.
Then, out of nowhere, Green Tanktop connected with a short hook on the button, and the woman in black crumpled as the person recording the fight screamed out “damn!” at the knockout. Twitter’s street boxing analysts noted that the woman in black didn’t have her footing right nor did she keep her hands up properly as Green Tanktop did. But to be fair, the woman in black stood back up, a little wobbly no doubt, but still ready to get it on.
Twitter has been firing off the “White Tyson” jokes all day and we’ve got the best of them listed below.
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Babygirl in powder blue definitely has some type of training, she kept those feet exactly shoulder length apart & the jab was crisp!!!!— Pasch....it sounds like cash (@Tao_Pasch) January 9, 2020
This how I walk when my leg be sleep 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/kLUS9aT1zD— The Don. (@sadityky) January 9, 2020
*Casually driving down the street pic.twitter.com/Z5CjUZBuiX— $3.84 Only Fans (@klapdemcheeks) January 8, 2020
Fuck white Tyson whatever happened to my nigga 50 Tyson pic.twitter.com/i6NvSDBxcN— 𝒥𝒶𝓎 𝐿𝑒’𝒞𝒶𝓅𝓇𝒾𝑜 💎 (@Jay_LeCaprio) January 9, 2020
You really have the nerve to call her white tyson pic.twitter.com/IGyjQMHdCO— Zen (@Sinister_Z) January 9, 2020
Btw this was someone black recordin. He prolly fuckin white Tyson😂😂😭 https://t.co/3HBk0dGGcP— $ T E P H 4 18 (@Modern_Steph4n) January 9, 2020
White Tyson ??? Notice how people give yt women credit for the most mediocre shyt in the world??? So she punched the girl like twice how the fuck is that comparable to mike fucking tyson.— Zvrra (@zvrra1) January 9, 2020
She’s not White Tyson until she unleashes the 3-Body/5-Uppercut combo.— FireChaser1221 (@FChaser1221) January 9, 2020
White Tyson had impeccable footwork controlling the distance. Stayed outside of Barefoots reach and timed the jab perfectly. Barefoot tried to rush in but got caught with a beautiful check left hook. White Tyson obvious isnt new to this https://t.co/xWC3TwvCcn— Shawn Claude Van Damme (@S_H_A_W_N) January 9, 2020
White Tyson???— Lady Danbury The Diva (@AuthorNNBrown) January 9, 2020
Look - I ain’t fucking with you heathens today. pic.twitter.com/F7XiCpkTrM